Daily quotes

    Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said. - Mark Twain -
    I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx -
    A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain -